Thursday, September 2, 2010

Second blog

Basically everything I've ever done has been done to get girls

I probably shouldn't be drinking coffee at 9:45 PM. Do I look like I care? I don't know. Does anybody, these days?

I've heard this anti-bacterial soap is bad for you, because it kills the good bacteria, I suppose that sounds logical. Bad Bacteria lives in infamy, and well, good bacteria nobody ever mentions him, poor good bacteria, he don't get no r-e-s-p-e-c-t.

"Dead leaves and the dirty ground. I got my pooper scooper on hyper mode." That's just some words from a new rap song I'm working on, it's about Lesbians and the war and the sea, it's a work in progress.

I think Obama has his plate full, and I think the republicans are drooling on their plates, you know, because they are dummies. I don't know what I would do, but I know I don't want a tea bagger in any office, not even a post office, hardy har har.. fart sound, burp noise, kazoo, gong!

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